I'm very happy to be disparaging about such silly expense, but it absolutely isn't missing content for the game being charged for on top of the box price. There is the daft store, with all the overpriced guff that aesthetically augments your co-op character for the enjoyment of the one other person you're playing with. People claiming to have completed it in four hours are either some sort of speed-gaming geniuses, or lying.Ģ) There is no 'Day 1 DLC'. So, including the co-op content, I was not even halfway through the game. I've replayed a bunch of it this morning, from about 8am to 12pm, and knowing what to do and ploughing through it as fast as possible, skipping past all the longer conversations wherever possible, I hadn't reached the end of the second act in the four hours.

And partly because that's just how long it is. Partly because I took my time to explore everything, finding easter eggs, and enjoying the dialogue. My first run through the single player took me about eight hours. The main contentions:Ĥ) The Potato Sack ARG didn't change anything.ġ) Portal 2 is not four hours long.

There's are some extremely strange bits and pieces flying around about Valve and Portal 2 today, all over the place, and perhaps best summed up by the cavalcade of nonsense being posted on Metacritic by confused disgruntled gamers (and presumably quite a few trolls).

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